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The go-to insult used by crazy old ladies in Australia who think that they own property which they do not, and falsely try to prevent people with jobs, belts, children, pets, and especially bald people, who they also often refer to as "baldy arse" from entering the premises.

The word "worm" is intentionally vague and ineffective as an insult, as these crazy old women tend to know nothing about the person, so will just fire random insults at members of the public hoping that one of them hits home, with "worm", according to professional research, being a fan favourite.

Other insults used by these women are insulting the person at their inadequacy with dealing with their children and their pets, the word "turd", and insulting the person's (if that person is a man) genitalia, with the most infamous usage of this being from the great Queen Del Pufflet of Neutral Bay II, saying to the baldy arse at the time "go and tweak yer bloody dirty old crappy penis"
Person: I can see you've clearly spawned a couple kids, have you?
Crazy Lady: Heh, none of your business. You worm of a thing.
Person 1: I'm taking that as a zero.
Crazy Lady: You worm of a thing.

Crazy Lady: You bloody worm, GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Crazy Lady: Heh, get back to it... WORM!
Person: Is that the best insult you've got? Is that the best you can come up with?
Crazy Lady: You're a worm.
Person: You've said.
Crazy Lady: You're an inadequate worm.
Person: I know.
Crazy Lady: You're inadequate with the dog, and you're inadequate with the child.
worm by Iggleboz March 24, 2019
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college works painting 

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!
I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap

Early bird gets the worm 

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.πŸ˜‰πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’š
Louis: β€œYou know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.πŸ’šπŸ’™
Someone who cannot be bothered to work. This person will often be born with a silver spoon up their ass and therefore think they can get away with not working. Will also make up injuries to avoid playing sport.

Will eventually turn to alcohol.
Mark: I am knackered after a hard days work. How was your day?
John: Oh I didn't work today, my ribs were sore.
Mark: You workshy twat, you have had more days off this year than you've worked.
John: Meh
Workshy by Do Some Work!! August 12, 2009

butt worm 

A Butt Worm (or pinworm) is a parasite often found in feces, and the eggs can be spread about very easily upon contact. Having Butt Worms often leads to itchy/crawly sensations
It's a good thing I don't work in the stables, I don't wanna get any butt worms.
butt worm by Gary K. June 12, 2008

The Works 

Batman and Robin wish they were as cool as the Works are

wordsville 

Son, go git ya some larnin'. Get yr ass over ta wordsville.
wordsville by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004