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Jump the net

A phrase to let someone know that they have stolen your joke right after you said it, and potentially generated more laughs than you did.
<origin> After a game of volleyball someone says 'jump the net' nobody hears it so someone else repeats the joke a bit louder and gets a lot of laughs...

e.g.
Shaun: The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Craig (louder): The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Everyone: hehehehehehe, good one Craig!
Shaun (to Craig): Jump the net...
by Flugelman May 24, 2006
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Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.
Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.
by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011
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Jump Off

abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.
e.g. "Monique jus switched cell phones, she bout to get the Verizon jump off next week"

"You goin to the new club?" "Hells yea, thas the jump off right there, nah mean"
by Ashish November 14, 2003
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jump the couch

<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.

<Two people talking>

Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.
by MonkeyStomp January 2, 2006
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base jumping

when your stupid enough to jump off a building. Simple enough
by NateK July 28, 2005
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Jump Off

(Usually a guy talking about a girl) Saying the girl is a freak and willing to do whatever the guy wants her to do sexually.
To think my best friend is a jump off.
by Nicole B. April 11, 2008
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Jump the couch

refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic
My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!
by Von Beckie September 5, 2005
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