National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
by Magoozel October 06, 2021
by jack March 07, 2004
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 24, 2020
GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 29, 2021
davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 18, 2020
When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022