Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.

*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?

by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019

Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"

"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."

by Maya Ari February 28, 2017

Vegan

Wren Dunbar

Wren Dunbar ur a vegan

by Carnivore69 June 20, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella

He is a nutella vegan

by nutella vegan February 25, 2017

Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024