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Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022
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Unicorn Pancakes

A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.
*snap notification*

Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents
by BfOfAshes March 24, 2021
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Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
by You stupid... May 6, 2021
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Unicorn Party

A polyamorous party where couples and potential unicorns mingle in order to find mates.
"Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"
by Troubled1 September 10, 2021
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Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.
Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!
by shame123 February 12, 2013
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Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick
by sickdickman April 1, 2021
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Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
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