Twink Shagger
Twink Shagger by smhevv April 13, 2023
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melanoma twins
Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.
Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"
melanoma twins by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008
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Love twinky
Gentleman 1: "I fucked her good!"
Gentleman 2: "Did you use a condom?"
Gentleman 1: "Yep. I gave the love twinky to some kid. He seemed happy to have it."
Gentleman 2: "Did you use a condom?"
Gentleman 1: "Yep. I gave the love twinky to some kid. He seemed happy to have it."
Love twinky by Raian the Fallen August 21, 2010
Fringe twinge
The art of causing an erection through no other means than dangling hair onto the shaft/head of a mans penis.
Oh. I was in bed with kylie last night and her hair brushed over my cock and she accidentally gave me a fringe twinge..
Fringe twinge by Pdiggitydogg July 26, 2017
T Shirt Twins
T Shirt Twins by SanchezMcdaniels March 31, 2010
Dick Twins
When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".
Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."
Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."
Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
Dick Twins by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010