sports clown

Someone who wears clothing depicting their favorite sports organization at non-sporting functions.

Look at that sports clown wearing his Chargers jersey at church.

by squeakycyclist February 12, 2007

Clowns Pie

A very very wet fanny

Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'

by hoggster December 03, 2003

scat clown

Born in Mona Vale Sydney NSW Australia this word is used to describe the act of expelling feces from you bowels into your hand and in a sexual act smearing it in you partners face to reveille a clown smile.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and i scat clowned her.

Look at becky shes such a scat clown.

by JayN November 01, 2007

poop clown

1. Poop Clown (n) - a slang word used to refer to those of african-descent. Equal to saying nigger, spearchucker, blackie, jiggaboo, porch monkey, etc...

"Holy shit, darryl"
"Did you see that poop clown? what the fuck is he doing at a nascar race??"

by dune coon September 28, 2007

Nazi Clown

Similar to a rodeo clown, a nazi clowns job was to go into public areas and distract the jewish citizens while a few hundred yards away, highly trained Nazi Snipers where aiming down sights and prepairing tear gas.

Jew: "Why is there a man with face paint throwing Dimes around?"
Nazi Solider: "Got a Clear Shot" ... Boom! headshot!

Nazi Clown runs away ...

by AsillyNazi February 20, 2011

Clown Baby

A nickname for the anti-anxiety drug, klonopin. May have originated from an episode of the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," in which the character Charlie was entered in an underground fighting club under the name "Clown Baby," and snorted unnamed white powders.

My shrink thinks I'm too jumpy, so he prescribed me some Clown Baby.

by ClownBaby88 September 10, 2011

clown rape

The act of having intercourse, either consented or not, with a female clown and doing the following....

As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"

John said he liked clowns so Amante dressed up as one. Do you know what he did? He fucking clown raped her.

by The Wizard From RD August 05, 2010