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Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.
by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020
mugGet the Firm Onemug.

Station one

A glorious place where happiness multiplies, though sleep is rare. It's where the average interaction includes urine, poo, blues, and narcan. 2/3 of those who live here have a great time.

1/3 of them hate their 48 hour stay, plus that one guy on A shift who wants to go to station 3
Ready for my shift at station one, how long till we get called to urine town?
by I wrote it October 15, 2022
mugGet the Station onemug.

position one

Person who talks down to you
Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021
mugGet the position onemug.

a bold one

by not a crusty crab February 27, 2019
mugGet the a bold onemug.

One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
mugGet the One Almondmug.

one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019
mugGet the one for contactmug.

That one nigga

When your boy is hella drunk, calling all the homies fake as fuck and trying to fight everyone on sight so y'all have to drag him home and almost beat his ass as he fights y'all saying "where is my car, I can drive". When you finally get him home you have to drop his ass so you can take his keys and put him in bed.
Guy 1: Ayy yo Dick lets go back home dawg.
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
by That One White Dude December 5, 2019
mugGet the That one niggamug.

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