Thomas Marshall

A BIG BOI WHO MODELS FOR PLAYBOY

“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck”
“Ik He was my best get”

by jeejagupta June 6, 2019

Thomas Platt

a great tutor and friend

Thomas Platt sucks.

by mrcbella March 18, 2019

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.

IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I

by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008

Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.

That guy over there is a right Thomas.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Thomas selby

Thomas selby is a man who has a massive ass

“Omg look it’s Thomas Selby and his fat ass”

by Gazzaben22 March 9, 2022

Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

by MagicBus October 22, 2009