STAR-tard

Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.

Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..

by Chrizzizzipppi April 24, 2008

Star Player

An absolute God at video games. No matter the genre nor platform, said individual will make any other gamer look like trash.

Guy 1: "Have you seen this IceCrewM1ceElf kid on Xbox?"
Guy 2: "yes he's the one and only Star Player, he makes that codywarriors6 kid look like trash"

by Star Player aka IceCrewM1ceElf October 8, 2017

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007

Star Warse's

When a girl trys to pretend to have seen any of the star wars movies, they refer to them as the star warse's

"Hey Laura do you like sci fi movies?" , "Ow ya I have seen all the Star Warse's"

by In Iowa to Long July 13, 2009

Chrock-star

A "Christian" rock star.

Steven Curtis Chapman is the only Chrock-star I've heard of.

by IzzyStradlin3000 June 14, 2011

Limewire Star

A little or underage porn star, usually found hidden deep in the confounds of the Catholic church

1. "That Bitch is a Limewire Star"

2. Maddie McCain

3. My Friend: "I saw my sister the other day in a green van. she was eating lots and lots of candy!"

Me: "Bitch, yo sista is now a Limewire Star!"

by lovymuff72 February 16, 2009

Star search

Verb: The act of searching for a footnote referenced by an asterisk.

See also:

Jackass-terisk: Noun: Any person who publishes, posts, or writes anything that includes an asterisk and who then fails to identify the reason for the asterisk.

1. The reader was determined to star search until he discovered the meaning behind that asterisk.

2. The next time I star search something and discover the author failed to include the associated footnote, I'm gonna get myself a sawed-off shotgun, find that m**ther f**ker, and blow off the head of that douche bag Jackass-terisk.

by Moreron21 July 14, 2011