Field

As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.

Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?

Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)

by PapaDiddyPop March 24, 2024

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

field-test

The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).

Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill

by Machine1984 May 11, 2022

field

a group of race cars racing on a racetrack at once

Ricky Stenhouse took out the field again.

by Person of the Fields December 7, 2020

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

home field advantage

A term used when you have sex with someone at your house, so you don’t have to be the one leaving.

Mike: Dude I totes smashed her!
Tory: Did you have home field advantage?
Mike: Yeah.
Tory: Good shiiiitt

by DrRiddlez December 13, 2020

Field Drip

Having a unique football style on-field.

Look at his customized cleats and dark visor, he has field drip.

by Dinero1250 April 10, 2022