fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018

if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

term used to describe someone who is very cool but has an old, ugly, or broken down car. doesn't have to be a station wagon, can be any car. usually a first car handed down from parents.

when Braydon rolls up everyone knows he be swaggin' in his station wagon.

"i be swaggin (in my station wagon)"

by uvgtmeppnchmpyn March 17, 2010

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005