land the load

to cum all over a girls face

man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

nymph load

the spermy load of a potentially transgendered nymph with which some well-to-do americans brush their teeth with.

Oh my god! that nymph load was huge. Can I put some on your toothbrush?

by brosof525 November 4, 2010

shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd", often used to describe something that sucks.

Why does the A-button attack and B-button jump, Wow!, what a shit load of fuck

by Taveon March 10, 2008

cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.

I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.

by GJE91 February 27, 2009

swap the load

To get a new girlfriend or babe.

Foo, I need to swap the load

by Whumbachumba August 11, 2004

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

by 747pilot June 5, 2010