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hobo

This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.

Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.

When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019
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Hobo-Sexual

Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.
The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
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hobo code

Alternative words or phrases used by content creators to avoid having their accounts deleted from big tech platforms. A form of self censorship. Originally, signs or symbols left around towns or in the countryside by hobos to send messages or warnings to other hobos.
In order to avoid the censorship algorithm I had to speak in hobo code.
by ecophelia January 31, 2021
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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
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Hobo lollipop

A cigarette butt with a delicious used gum top.
Tyrone Biggums treasured the hobo lollipop he made from ashtray findings.
by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010
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Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
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hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
Man, zech is such a hobo derp.
by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018
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