Diego

Diego is the coolest,most badass guy you'll ever met
Smart,funny,hispanic and a great and loyal friend
Cute and dirty
420 24/7

Everyone:
Omg how was it again that guy 2000 years ago who saved humanity?
Diego:
Oh you mean my brother Diego?

by Diego_diego_diego August 30, 2020

Diego Lainez

A finished Pexico player who has only scored 1 goal in 3 years at Real Betis.

Top 10 Best CONCACAF young players

1) Alphonso Davies
2) Gio Reyna
3) Tim Weah
4) Christian GOATlisic
5) Yunus Musah
6) Weston McKennie
7) Jonathan David
8) Serginio Dest
9) Jedi Robinson
10) Ricardo Pepi

Diego Lainez doesn't even come close to my Top 10. He is officially the most washed up player in CONCACAF.

by therealbomb_com July 4, 2022

San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time

Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer

by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018

san diego super soaker

The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.

Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.

by Alie the red 10 December 8, 2017

Diego

Big Dick (over 20 inches)
Rizz level 100
Smart (100000) IQ
Justice is my son
Koopa is my son
Alek is my son
Suck my dick

"Diego will booty fuck you"

by NotDiegoAtAll September 20, 2023

Diego

The sweetest guys are normally the ones named Diego they love sports mainly basketball and they always try to make you laugh. Laughing at things or even himself is just Diego's defense to not open up but Diego's are normally really,really cool people that care about their loved ones and are ready to die for anyone they love or care about. Hes a really smart and sweet person he may act tough but he's just a teddy bear on the inside that doesn't want to come out but u still shouldn't mess with a Diego normally a Hispanic. He's also a pretty chill guy.

Diego is a reallcy cool guy if you get to know him

by Facts2123 September 6, 2018

Diego

I person who really likes cock, and who wrote this

I'm Diego and I like dick

by barbie_homosexual_stan November 22, 2021