Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake

Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan

by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

Doing a Dan.

To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.

Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.

by BobJim01 January 20, 2021

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016