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classic flex

Act of flexing (/flex) or low key boasting over the fact you played classic wow, also known as vannila wow, an original world of warcraft.

Trying to assume superiority over your peers in a current non-classic expansion, because you assume nobody else ever could have possibly played classic like you did.
Preferably over raid and group chats and voicechats with as many people as possible involved.

It also has a memeberberry effect, when people pile on, to prove they "know the lingo" and "were there too" which eventually turns into an endless circlejerk which then occupies discussion, till broken up.

It is not to be confused with general private reminiscing over outdated WoW content.
Classic Flexer 1:"Classic was better and I played it so I am better too, let me tell you why you all live normies suck, but not me, cause I am only here till classic..."
Classic Flexer 2:"Oh remember when we had to drink water? Aw yeah, classic was SO DAMN GOOD!"
Classic Flexer 3:"Ugh, this expansion sux, remember when, in the good old vanilla wow ..."
Classic Flexer 4:"HAHA! Right guys, NAXX was the sh!t, this dumb raid has nothing on it!"
Raid Leader: "Jimmy , would you kindly shut the fuck up and do /pull 10 and follow these "oversimplified" boss mechanics properly?"
by Kekmaker May 29, 2019
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Classic GG

in Czech language: "Klasické GG"
means saying gg in an emotional way, expressing you are screwed up.
In English:
Guy A: Hey we didn't pass the test.
Guy B: This is Classic GG.

In Czech:
Chábr A: Hej nedali jsme ten test s Habibim.
Chábr B: Tak to je klasické GG.
by frayer April 30, 2023
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Classic Orlando

Dumb shit you don't remember saying or doing.
Orlando went to McDonald's drive through at 2 am and ordered 40 chicken mcnuggets that he didn't remember eating. Classic Orlando
by Amp9933 February 8, 2022
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Classic Blair

When u think your tough but a guy in skinny jeans beats the shit outta u.
Got loaded and took a classic Blair again and hauled out of bar by the ambulance
by Beautifulhelmet April 19, 2020
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European Classic

A far-right term used mostly in the Tik Tok subcultures describing a nationalistic feeling about Europe and embracing it's cultures, enviorments and countries.
by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023
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guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland
I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild
by tiggamigga March 20, 2024
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Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.
by 5tc June 22, 2009
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