Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

Bass

A woman you wanna catch and keep.

Damn that girls a bass.

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Archie Bass

A widely known person with MCS and often refers to his friends as chaps.

"Archie Bass you're MCS'ing right now."

by GenerousWombat83 July 21, 2022

Bafle bass

When someone hits a person with amnesia

Bro did you just give grampa a bafle bass

by TheHuman10008 January 9, 2022

C-Bass

A cutie beyond measure, A super kind and amazing person.

C-Bass is the cute asf

by HopperTBH March 13, 2021

Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019