Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Sperm

Its you bro
You’re sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022

Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.

She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!

by Melo225 August 11, 2023

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Half neuron having sperm head

Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust

I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head

by Freop September 22, 2023

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023