A highly unique dating situation. It involves a man showing a woman a fantastic night out on the town and bringing her back to his place where he proceeds to go down on her. After a time, the man reaches for a condom but is met with an exasperated question from the woman as to why he still uses condoms. Armed with the knowledge that this woman obviously doesn't use condoms and is very likely loaded with STDs, the man resumes eating her out. Once the woman climaxes, she gets dressed and leaves.
Kevin: "Hey Joe - any word on how Dave's date went last night? I know he was really looking forward to it."
Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."
Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."
Joe: "Not good Kev. Not good. The dude played all his cards right, like a true pro, but the girl still played him like a fiddle. It ended up just being another Katz Special."
Kevin: "Damn man that's awful. He'll bounce back though. Guy's a champ."
by Hold the Door December 9, 2018
Get the Katz Specialmug. When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.
Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.
by Spud Special May 30, 2014
Get the Spud Specialmug. Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013
Get the Darwin Specialmug. An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
Get the special masturbatormug. (Sexual) When the male covers himself in peanut butter and procedes to rub himself on the ground as the female pees on him from above.
Mary made John give her the Seb Special last night.
I can’t wait to give my girlfriend the Seb Special tonight.
I can’t wait to give my girlfriend the Seb Special tonight.
by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
Get the The Seb Specialmug. A Taco Bell special that contains six tacos and a baja blast. Known to be a favorite combo meal among obese individuals.
by jonny frekworthe February 19, 2022
Get the Schov Specialmug. Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special
by PhraseGawd January 26, 2021
Get the The Kev Specialmug.