Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

It's sir

The opposite of "it's ma'am". A gloriously cringe-worthy exclamation from an unhinged girl who attended Jeff Younger's speech at UNT Denton. This 'sir' also claimed her female friend was 'more of a man' than Younger, generating mocking laughter from Younger.

'ma'a-'
'IT'S SIR!'

by bigboobies007 March 2, 2023

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

sir poopley

is the after math of an x-lax induced explosion, destroying anything within a 10 mile radius. then spreds toxic gas every where

-HEAD LINES READ-

a small town was the next victim of

yet another sir poopley attack...

by dburst October 27, 2009

SIR

(StuckInReality)

“ not sir but mr (not stuck in reality but my reality)”

by Jslott July 17, 2022

Sir Bouncylout

The great knight of Faylona, was never actually knighted.

Sir Bouncylout ate a ham sandwich.

by Chilaan - Stormdragon Archives April 5, 2022

sir

black

hey there sir did you get darker today? I can't see you, you turned the lights off.

by Crusadus May 29, 2025