Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
Get the National Preston Simons Daymug. by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022
Get the Simon Binglesmartmug. by Liam Allison March 29, 2024
Get the Simone Stylemug. Simon is the best person you can ever have in your life. He is kind, funny and the most beautiful guy I have ever seen. When he loses in LoL, he can be a lil bit violent and rude, but he is actually really lovely when you meet him in person. Please, if you meet him, take advantage of it, you will never find any other guy like him.
by Franceskah November 23, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
by Wet Willy October 27, 2017
Get the Simonmug. by kuckky August 4, 2022
Get the Simon can you shut up!mug.