Simon

Not yes or no, in the middle, like diagonal.

Wow, this food is pretty Simon

by Esposo y esposa February 11, 2020

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.

Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment

by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020

Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.

Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.

by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020

Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.

Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.

by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020