Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Driver Seat Syndrome

The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
Game Server or Lobby? He is the Admin or Leader.
Driving to McDonalds? For sure he is the Driver.

Daniel has to be the one who creates and leads the Game Lobby.
"Daniel has serious Driver Seat Syndrome again"

by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile June 14, 2016

Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011