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seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair
by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023
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Bike without a seat

What I ride
Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot
by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021
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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
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seat fluid

Fluid used in car seats in order to make them move front to back, shift left and right, and raise/lower the seat. Similar to blinker fluid.
You need to check your seat fluid the same time you change your blinker fluid to keep your car in well runnin condition.
by Kswaggo November 10, 2017
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The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death
John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat
by innocentexile June 14, 2016
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Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch
I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.
by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025
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Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 3, 2025
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