Philapines Sig Sauer m1911

a Philapines Sig Sauer is a single shot or full auto only with 3d printed mag loading arm and extractor and a special disconnected trigger leaving the pistol as a fully automatic centerfire .25acp cal or .22wcm with up to a nine inch 150 shot magazine if you line the barrel with aluminium. made of plastic primarily but contains metal to conform to law. none nuclear unless you line the barrel for sustained fire.

$6.99

you can compare the Philapines Sig Sauer m1911 to capones baby machine gun if you add a nuclear barrel. currently slamfire single shot disposable ghost sabot. need a 3d printer to complete it. my beloved project backup weapon. i always wanted to gunsmith.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.

After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.

by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023

BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!

by starry da great December 26, 2024

White girl saucy

When that white girl is feeling the vibe and she starts to rock or shimmy her shoulders. She might perk up her lips too.

Oddly enough, Shaq and cats can do it as well

Oh she's feeling the music. Oh look! She's doing the white girl saucy. Oh ok....

by l'goyem March 29, 2026