Taylor Swift is an inside out egg (azn trying to be white) he/she that needs to open her eyes out to the world like any other azn. she barley sees which is probably why she caught aids and emphysema.
by KATYAAAAAAAA February 15, 2009
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"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."
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"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004
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Person 1: Who sings "You Belong with Me"? And who sings "Love Story"
Person 2: Taylor Swift for both
Person 1:Whoa, She's going to take over the world some day
Person 2: Taylor Swift for both
Person 1:Whoa, She's going to take over the world some day
by iLove x_____ February 3, 2010
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by A-rondo March 30, 2010
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by russellgregoryswift November 11, 2007
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