Daddy Shrek is the overlord of the world. Fuck midget bowl cut farquad and worship daddy Shrek. Shrek is life, Shrek is life.
Shrek is daddy.
by ShrekLover01 June 1, 2023
Get the Shrekmug. man's voice Once upon a time
in a kingdom far, far away,
the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.
And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...
until the sun went down
and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment
that took hold each and every night.
Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmother
who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,
there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.
horse whinnies
It was he who would chance
the perilous journey
through blistering cold
and scorching desert
traveling for many days and nights,
risking life and limb
to reach the Dragon's keep.
crows caw
For he was the bravest,
and most handsome...
in all the land.
And it was destiny that his kiss
would break the dreaded curse.
He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower
to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
pull back the gossamer curtains
to find her... gasps
What?
- Princess... Fiona?
- No!
sighs relief Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love
So she said
what's the problem, baby?
What's the problem?
I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
in a kingdom far, far away,
the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.
And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...
until the sun went down
and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment
that took hold each and every night.
Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmother
who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,
there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.
horse whinnies
It was he who would chance
the perilous journey
through blistering cold
and scorching desert
traveling for many days and nights,
risking life and limb
to reach the Dragon's keep.
crows caw
For he was the bravest,
and most handsome...
in all the land.
And it was destiny that his kiss
would break the dreaded curse.
He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower
to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
pull back the gossamer curtains
to find her... gasps
What?
- Princess... Fiona?
- No!
sighs relief Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love
So she said
what's the problem, baby?
What's the problem?
I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
by silentknight_02 February 19, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
Get the Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunkmug. 
by uridiotfriendalex May 6, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 
I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
by Possumssssss January 29, 2022
Get the Sexy shrek kakamug.