september 20

go moan in your friends ear

why did you moan cause its september 20

by jnhdsjaa September 17, 2021

September 7

National Pay Your tall friend day because anyone short is either named Thomas or Aaron So Do it

Hey it’s September 7th Pay up

Thomas/Aaron : No way I have no money

It’s This Day again

Thomas/Aaron : Ok fine

by I Scored A Header Yesterday June 1, 2021

September 6th

National Vasectomy(the snip day)

Hey did you hear it’s September 6th, it’s nationally Vasectomy day , i’ll be getting mine today how about you ?

by founddd September 5, 2021

Dirty September

The golden pussy that wont give it up

Been out on 3 dates she must have the dirty September she is keeping it under wraps

by Sanity Seeker May 26, 2019

September 27

The day when the cutest, sweetest, sexiest, kindest, nicest boy in the world was born. His name propably starts with an M and he has the cutest green eyes. He'll probably fall in love with someone even better than him and their name will begin with an S or an L.

Woah, that kid looks like he was born on September 27 !

by Adamm1998 May 1, 2020

September 16

This is the day that all the girls and boys hug their crush if you dont do that you’re a pussy

September 16
Girl/boy: heyy can i get a hug
Crush: Sure
*hug*

by EndSeen September 15, 2021

September 25

The day that is 9 months after Christmas day. If you are born on this day, I am genuinely sorry for you. Your parents must've had more plans than opening presents and I bet the party was fun.

Person 1: My birthday is September 25th!
Person 2: You know that means your parents 'did it' on Christmas day, right?

by SUCKITGREENBOIIIIIIII November 4, 2021