don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

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Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

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empty seat

the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend

There was an empty seat at Thanksgiving this year. We really miss Mom.

by Lydia December 13, 2014

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The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.

Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.

by Cassidy1387 March 11, 2023

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Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat

Yo i just did an Ass Seat

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023

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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

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