Sam

One of the sweatiest people you will ever know! Sam is the type of person to stay in their room and play games such as Fortnite or Minecraft all day. He has the iq of a nut, the brains of air, the rageness of dellor, and the life of a sweat. The guy sweats so much with truc mai, that he is able to “phase” or walk through walls in Fortnite. The sweat allows him to slip right through. This kid needs to be stopped!

Guys look it’s a sweaty!
Oh no it’s SAM!

by Highest IQ of all time November 4, 2019

Sam

Skillage (African bum disease)

Sam has skillage.
Sam loves skillage.
Sam has a fetish to ppl with skillage

by Skillage with sam November 6, 2019

Sam

a drug addict that is also a stupid switch

friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead

me: he must be a sam

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

sam

sam is a dickhead who asks random people for nudes then acts like nothing happens once they're over.

Tyla: EEEEEEEEW is that sam
AJ: Fucking dick

by Apple Juice :) November 9, 2019

sam

sexy ass mofo

yo, sam come chill these ways!

by agp December 16, 2019

Sam

Sam is nice but loves to poop. He is annoying but loving of his pet chicken. He has a thing for flat girls but overall is caring.

I just pooped. You are such a Sam.

by JohnTh4tcoolkid December 16, 2019

Sam

He is a kind and funny guy. He makes me laugh when I am down and laugh in general. He plays basketball and has lots of friends. He is very smart, almost too smart. He some times cheats on tests. He is an amazing guy. When he gets sad he will make the funniest / Cutest faces. He has the best laugh I have ever heard. So if you have met one keep him for life

Sam: are you ok?
Friend:

Sam: what did a shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Friend:????????
Sam: that tastes funny!!

by Lulu171723 December 17, 2019