Roman

Such a stupid and idiotic guy, never there to make you smile, never been helpful or caring and never makes me smile every time I speak, he just knows how to make you feel like a shithead.

That idiot named roman is NOT perfect.

by NotRomanly April 8, 2023

Roman

Black Mixed monkey

__gravey__ <---- Discord add him
Roman: A guy

by BallsBlazter77 December 24, 2024

Roman

Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)

Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.

by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.

Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

30 Romans

30 Romans is 30 in Roman numerals, which is XXX which is porn

Me: what are you doing?
My friend: I’m jacking off to a 30 Romans video

by xkan April 4, 2018

roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.

“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.

by jef weulard October 16, 2021