Achievement unlocked: Ready to Go

Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.

My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"

by Dagr84 August 20, 2012

left me on read

when you text a person and they have seen the message but NOT REPLAY!!!

Jullie just left me on read . What the hell is wrong with her?????

by stargirl155 January 26, 2019

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

Morning Ready

Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.

WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.

(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK

by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008