Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

reece fitzpatrick

a dumb iRish fag who should DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuCking gay bollock sucker
bare dumb
if you Know him your lifE must suck
eveRyone hates him
hes so sTupId
fucKing skank
hes not funny and hEs gay G A Y GAY GAY GAY GAY
btw YouR a CunT

me: oh look theres reece fitzpatrick
hitman: *shoots*
me: *cheers*

by YOUR MUM CUNT August 6, 2011

Reece

Someone who is 400 pounds with literally Dr Pepper flowing through their vains. Be careful bringing up women because he has never touched a women besides his mom when she wipes his ass because he physically can’t reach behind him. Hobbies include buying people food so they’ll hang out with him and buying knives that have no value because they’re all the same

Holy fuck look at that pathetic looking Reece over there

by Reese Greene November 30, 2018

Reece

f4t 4$$ f4g0t

what a reece

by Kritika Siani January 29, 2019

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

Redneck

Someone who races cars for a living, works on engines, has a mile long dirt driveway, is from the South, has a farm, and has a couch on the front porch.

Also makes everything with beer.

A redneck is someone who could be called "Rusty"

by Yumpod November 26, 2009