When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity. Bonus points if you or her gives the horns with your hands and/or has a mullet.
You fuck tart sounds like we're at a queef-ryche concert
tim-hey steve, i was with rachel from down the street and she was a queef star.
steve-whats a queef star?
tim-you know, she was guarented to queef no matter what happened!