Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

Premature Eggalation

The process of excitement after cooking meat off a Green Egg cooker

Joe was too excited after cutting into his beef tenderloin cause him to have Premature Eggalation

by rockchalk06 May 27, 2017

premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

Prem

A Indian that sits out and has loads of religious and is short also someone who has Indian dads

Hey are you PREM

by Prem the Indian June 24, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017