Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

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Pete Smells

by Tt7hfegvwtjxaiqc November 23, 2021

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Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

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A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.

“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”

by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022

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Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

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A nigga who don't claim either side but never gets fucked wit cuz he prolly hoop or some shit.

"Who is buddy over there lookin like a opp nd shit"
"Foe chill, that's just neutral Pete"

by Ostrich April 9, 2015

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