Planking

The definition from the 1970's. To place a board, between two points off the ground, in order to defecate. This is usually done to evoke terror in the unsuspecting as it was often done between buildings & high up enough to not be noticed until it was too late.

Friday night Bill & Ehud hung out on the roof top getting drunk, smoking, & scheming. When they had to take a dump they walked out on the board between roof tops & planked an unsuspecting crowd walking by. They were lucky to slip away in the darkness because people couldn't have been too happy about the planking they received from ten stories up.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Packing Heat

A word used often in reference to a women with a very large rack.

Damn! She is packing heat.

by Bigredcolonel April 25, 2009

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010

Planking

To lie face down with arms by sides in a plank like position on different objects or in creative situations.

Most popular in Australia.

Started as a facebook fan page craze

Can be potentially dangerous, one confirmed death from planking as of 16 May 2011.

Guy 1 "Yo, Check out Matt on that roof up there, what's he doin?"

Guy 2 "Aw he's just planking, last week I saw him on a letterbox."

by Not your average sex guy June 9, 2011

planking

The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.

Tom took a picture Bill planking on top of Sydney Opera House.

by Etyman June 18, 2011

Planking

Some gay shit people do in order for other people to laugh at them. It's thought that it was originated at some gay frat guy's house then spread to all the fucking faggots out there.

That guy is so gay he could be planking all night.

by yourmom999999 November 7, 2011

Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina

The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.

by Fyzbo September 26, 2014