Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022
Get the poser mug.Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president poser mug.Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
Get the POSER mug.A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.
Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
by iAmMeFUCKYOU August 16, 2011
Get the Poser mug.by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
Get the Poser mug.-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.
There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.
by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 29, 2010
Get the Poser mug.He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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