Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Road Mimosa

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.

My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

by jlindsay August 12, 2012

Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010

road pouch

Someone who is a real downer and has to be carried through the day.

You’re being a real road pouch today Fred.

by Kcbillingsworth December 30, 2020

road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

by Earthmamma January 28, 2016