amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Basic

Someone who:
Drinks starbucks every day
lives at chipotle
probably has the latest iphone
straightens their hair even if its already straight
has thin af hair
follows all the trends
probably owns a james charles palette
has a wildflower case
only ever wears high waisted pants
owns 1234729+ pairs of black leggings
loves pink
takes pictures of everything she eats
owns SOMETHING marble
crop tops 4 life
takes so many selfies
thinks shes a photographer but actually puts a fliter over her picks

and last but not least....
denies shes basic

omg, Samantha has starbycks in one hand and her iphone x in the other. UGH! Sooooo basic

by Lollypoprover April 7, 2019

Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.

Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash

by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022

linear receptacle basics

The basics of a linear receptacle is they are all arranged on the same linear plane.

When building a gravponics system, all linear receptacles need to be on the same linear plane. This is the best way to describe the linear receptacle basics. Youre a moron if you reject this definition.

by doublestandarddems April 20, 2013

Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023

basic

those mfs that make everything simple and sometimes weird.

Person 1: Ughh Erhyel is soooo basic, like her profile picture is just herself.
Person 2: I know right? Don’t get me STARTED on Turner’s phone case.. he’s not going to get guys with THAT basic ass phone case.

by sleep deprived quokka September 13, 2022