“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
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Get the eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips mug.These all basically mean long story short, or "my word to _____" (which is just being truthful about something)
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Get the Two Two's or Four Four's or Nine nine's mug.A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.
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Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
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Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
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Get the Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice) mug.Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.
Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”
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