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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
by jmengle March 28, 2016
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Driving Normally In GTA

The act of playing a game in a way that contradicts its nature out of sheer boredom.
"I got so bored yesterday, I started driving normally in GTA."

"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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noralot

Shortened from "not a lot".
Tom: hey Jack
Jack: hello
Tom: i ain't seen you in weeks, what you been up to?
Jack: noralot to be honest mate.
by Danny Knowles March 27, 2008
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normarse

to make excuses for oneself
Senora Behnke: "Ok bien clase lo siento porque i did not have time to grade the quizzes my husband was oh so sick in bed i will try to probably grade them tomorrow ok bien"

Clase: "Normarse.... again"
by behnkelover March 5, 2011
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Norcality

n.
1. A habit or preference generally shared by people from northern California (Norcal).

plural
Norcalities
1.

Carl: Ey why is that nigga, Jake, always saying "hella?"
Edd: Dude, he's from norcal.
Carl: They all say that shit?
Edd: yeah, dawg, it's a norcality.

2.

Ben thought his friends were avoiding him because of his norcalities but in truth he was being a total asshole.
by Slickarus July 23, 2012
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NormLord

Someone who is not a MemeLord. One who is not familiar with current dank memes. Also known as a normie, he is the lord of the normies. He laughs at Facebook memes and looks in confusion at dank MLG memes.
Person 1: Hey, want to see a meme?
Person 2: Sure!
*grabs phone and looks at Facebook meme*
Person 2 (cringes): You are such a normlord
by Xx_FGT-69_xX September 22, 2016
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normar

Normar is the kind of guy that only thinks of himself. Very hateful and will not last in a relationship. Normar will be your friend only when he thinks it's necessary. Jerk, mean, and very ungrateful.
Guys, don't be a normar.
by Potassiumiron27 December 21, 2016
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