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michael

a person with a 100000000 inch dick
your a michael
by ranel fucktard November 21, 2017
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He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
Wow he's being such a Michael
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017
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michael

lazy asf, and plays video games all the time and has great hair and amazing taste in shoes and is terrible in bed.
by hejdjfufifi September 15, 2015
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Gay man to friend: I'm going to go home and bugger my michael.
by Butter3d March 3, 2018
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The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
Wow that Michael boy is sexy
by Sammy6789 September 10, 2016
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If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010
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michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain
"michael jackson go hehee"
by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020
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