a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?
where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
by Tedmo January 27, 2022
A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.
by JewSnapper December 30, 2018
by Jo Jo Meister May 29, 2025
by Brickhouse11 October 17, 2020
when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 22, 2022
When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
When a man from Mississippi spends all night spooning with a guy from south of the border in a cargo bay of an E175.
by Joe Dirt CAWLJ December 03, 2023