McDonald

The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again

Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends

Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know

by yomommasfavouritenigga November 23, 2021

Mcdonalds Foot job

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).

man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce

by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024

Mcdonalds

They're icecream machine is broken all the fucking time.

Sir this is a Mcdonalds

by Trixie_420 October 4, 2021

McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.

One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”

by anonymous November 16, 2023

McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023

Cora Mcdonald

She is the best Friend I could ever ask for and she’s always there when I need her.

Someone: Who is Cora Mcdonald?
Me: the sweetest and most beautiful friend I have.

by Cora McDonald January 31, 2022

Getting McDonald

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.

Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.

by JamPGT February 24, 2024