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Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
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Mandrill

The Mandrill (Mandrillus sphinx) is a primate of the Cercopithecidae (Old-world monkeys) family, closely related to the baboons and even more closely to the Drill. Both the Mandrill and the Drill were once classified as baboons in genus Papio, but recent research has determined that they should be separated into their own genus, Mandrillus. The Mandrill is the world's largest species of monkey. The word mandrill means "man-ape".
Look theres an mandrill, they are cool.
by TheGreenLing June 28, 2007
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Mandy

A girl who barks in your face and isn’t very good at math. But she is the life of the party 7 th period. She also has a parrot and likes to take pictures with ransoms people and put then in her closet.
Mandys office hours are in the morning... I wonder what she does at night?
by 101man7deeee October 22, 2019
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Mandingo

A black male with the powers to attract the opposite sex.Has no bounderies
That gals a jezzey its time 4 mandingo
by Micheal November 18, 2003
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Howie Mandell

A finishing move after sex from any position.
Where-in the man ejaculates into the condom and immediately pulls out, pulls the full condom off, places it over his own head over his nose, fills the condom with air, and releases the spunk filled rubber into the air.
While the spray of cum covers his own head and that of his mate he throws his hands into the air and in a high pitched voice yells "Hello, my name is Bobby!!!" (a popular Mandell character from his stand-up comedy days.)
"Last night I had a hell of a time cleaning up the bedroom after pulling off the Howie Mandell"
by JK Sunny October 7, 2006
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mandals

fancy leather or dress sandals worn by a man.
Dude, did you get a pedicure to go with those mandals?
by Christy K 1 July 15, 2008
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mandarin essay

essay writing which is in the format of meeting
by ysj November 25, 2003
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