Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.

I London fogged her twice!!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023

London

London’s are nice and won’t give up without a fight. They will most likely kick your ass and make you wish you never mess with them but asides from that they are very sweet and loving as a friend.

London is very nice.

by Love is gray February 10, 2019

London

London is a good brother and friend. He can be pretty annoying sometimes but always seems to make your day better. He always seems to get himself into trouble in all sorts of ways. He is confident in his own skin and is a very strong athlete. He is handsome and has a great personality but he doesn’t have great manners. London has a very caring heart when it comes down to the people he loves and will do whatever he can to make their day better. He has gone through many struggles in his life but he finds a way to push through it. He loves his friends and family but most of all he love his sister.

London, he’s a pretty cool guy

by You you you your your you your November 20, 2023

London Bridge

A man laying on his back while one woman sits on his face and another on his dick. Optional: they can hold hands to replicate the draw bridge.

Inverse of Eiffel Tower

Bryan was going to Miami with Hannah and Britt, he is definitely getting London bridged in the room.

by BidDick24 March 27, 2021