uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<

person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.

by RileyKay May 26, 2024

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

Discord kitten

Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)

EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN

like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

Kitten titties

A cup titties that are attached to the chest bone;)

Erica: you have kitten titties

by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024

Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.

A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”

by childescat April 23, 2024

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021