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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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Jordan Capri

A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."
Jordan Capri had the CUTEST LITTLE ASS!
by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018
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JORDAN DOWNS

A housing project in Watts Los Angeles,CA. The Jordan Downs were shown in the Menace II Society. It's also the home to the Grape Street Watts Crips.
Tyree: Ay bitch you wanna chill in my hood tonight?
Hoodrat: Where you stay at?
Tyree: Jordan Downs
Hoodrat: Hell Naw!! Dem niggas crazy
by Lil Vicc June 29, 2008
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emma jordan

Probably the most swaggest person I know she likes to wall twerk so yeah....it gets weird at times but a girl got to eat
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Jordan's Heart

Having a Jordans Heart implies that you can not feel anything for any one ever
I feel bad for her, she really likes him but he has a Jordan's Heart.
by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011
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Jordan Mouthwash

The act of drinking a woman's used bath water.
Except for the scabs on her elbows, she would make some amazing Jordan Mouthwash
by JTNP August 24, 2008
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Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.
Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!
by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011
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