You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
The Michael Jordan
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
Get the The Michael Jordanmug. A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."
by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018
Get the Jordan Caprimug. A housing project in Watts Los Angeles,CA. The Jordan Downs were shown in the Menace II Society. It's also the home to the Grape Street Watts Crips.
Tyree: Ay bitch you wanna chill in my hood tonight?
Hoodrat: Where you stay at?
Tyree: Jordan Downs
Hoodrat: Hell Naw!! Dem niggas crazy
Hoodrat: Where you stay at?
Tyree: Jordan Downs
Hoodrat: Hell Naw!! Dem niggas crazy
by Lil Vicc June 29, 2008
Get the JORDAN DOWNSmug. Probably the most swaggest person I know she likes to wall twerk so yeah....it gets weird at times but a girl got to eat
by #yourmomhasnicebedsheets September 10, 2013
Get the emma jordanmug. by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011
Get the Jordan's Heartmug. by JTNP August 24, 2008
Get the Jordan Mouthwashmug. The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.
by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011
Get the Jordan Pavelkamug.