July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

July 21st

The day where you talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend all day

Mark:hey Sam do you want to come over and play one the ps4
Sam: nah bro it’s July 21st
Mark:so?
Sam: it means I got to talk to my girlfriend all day today

by syperia July 20, 2020

July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!

Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021